The Sassy Missus

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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Happy New Year everyone! I hope 2009 was good to you and that 2010 is better then ever!
I can't believe the decade is over. This decade may have been one of the most important decades of my life.
This decade saw me into motherhood. It introduced me to the love of my life. It took both my mothers from me.
This decade brought me love, & heartache and showed me & Hubby how to find our way back.
This decade has been interesting to say the least.

Here's to hoping the next decade is just as wonderful.
Happy 2010 everyone =)

[Chorus:]
I think your wrong
You think your right
And all that equals up to is a fight
Let's compromise
Before we go to bed tonight
Cause if the fight don't die before the sun rise we may wake up on the wrong side
Let's not go to bed mad tonight

[Monica:]
Time is ticking
My eyes are getting heavy but I know we gotta squash this
Before it was popping
It's time for dropping
Copping attitudes right now
Nothings, nothing
Cause this ain't nothing
Don't you know that I love you
So start to stopping
Think about it
You'll see it's stupid

[Bridge:]
Agrue about things so critical
And you heated over nothing
And just hang up the phone
I want
I wanna talk in the mood
See we need a resoltuion
Like that Aaliyah song

[Chorus:]

[Tyrese:]
What time is it
I'm not on a mission
To stay up with you all night
It makes me so sick
To my stomach
Everytime we argue and fight
I mean it girl my head gets lite
(It just ain't right)
I'm feed right up please
It's 2:15 in the morning
There is no need

[Chorus:]

[Tyrese(Monica):]
Am not trying to be mad at you
Why you make me wanna not fool with you
Can't you see I'm tired girl
(Besides the fact it's a quarter past 2)
(A girl like me got things to do)
(So let's see each others point of view)

[Chorus:]

[Repeat]

I just wanna love you baby
I place no one above you baby
You're the only one for me
Let's not argue my baby
Everything you want and need
And my baby come and take my hand
I got you baby
Let me be the man you want in your life baby

Every Wednesday us Londoners in ontario get a free community paper, "the londoner"
It's basically what's going on in the city...etc etc, there's usually letters about stuff that was published last week, or about the goings on in the city.
This week as i was reading i couldn't help but notice this letter by Betty Warwick.

"I am a gardener and we live on a street with a Montessori School. In our garden we have put some animals and interesting things for the school children to see while they take their walk each day.

One of those things was Big Bird who sat on a rock to greet the children. Last fall someone stole Big Bird. This spring our kind neighbours found another Big Bird for us at a garage sale so we put it back out for the children.

Last week someone who obviously has no respect for other people's property took our second Big Bird from his perch. Now the children who stopped to talk to Big Bird and the other animals are unhappy because he is not there.

What an unhappy world when someone has to stoop to taking an ornament from a garden just to be smart.

Would the person(s) who removed Big Bird kindly put him back - even if it is at night when we cannot see you, so the children can enjoy him once again...or if anyone knows where he is they could call me and I will pick him up."

Every sunday I read through the weekly secrets that are posted on post secret
Every week they change them and every week I pick one that speaks to me.
This one jumped out at me today. I thought it was cute & sweet, in a weird way.
I'd totally say something like this to Ottis :P

Midwives has been,so far, the best choice i have made in regards to pregnancy.
My midwife,after one time, has made me feel stronger and more powerful about my pregnancy.
She has made me feel more comfortable about my ability to be able to go through a pregnancy and childbirth.