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Things to do when you're bored

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your
Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do
Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk
And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker
For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With; "In
Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are.
Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through
Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask
Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your
Work Area And Play Tropical
Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your
Friends You Can't Attend their Party
because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by
Your Wrestling Name, Rock-Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,
Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy
Level Of

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make
Them Smile....It's Called Therapy...

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